I think therefore, Airam.

• society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
• woman: okay.
• society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
• woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
• society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
• woman: still seems pretty awful.
• society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
• woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
• society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
• woman:
• society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
• woman:
• society:
• woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
• society:
• woman:
• society: what third option?
• woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

I am so doing this… Hang tight, followers!

2: A song you like with a number in the title

3: A song that reminds you of summertime

4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

5: A song that needs to be played LOUD

6: A song that makes you want to dance

7: A song to drive to

8: A song about drugs or alcohol

9: A song that makes you happy

10: A song that makes you sad

11: A song that you never get tired of

12: A song from your iPod most played list

13: One of your favourite 80’s songs

14: A song that you would love played at your wedding

15: A song that is a cover by another artist

16: One of your favourite classical songs

17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

18: A song from the year that you were born

19: A song that makes you think about life

20: A song that has many meanings to you

21: A favourite song with a person’s name in the title

22: A song that moves you forward

23: A song that you think everybody should listen to

24: A song by a band you wish were still together

25: A song by an artist no longer living

26: A song that makes you want to fall in love

27: A song that breaks your heart

28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love

29: A song that you remember from your childhood

30: A song that reminds you of yourself

You always happen to know the best things to say, at the perfect time.

…and that was just what I needed.

Where can I find a male version of me

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Yudipuga, crush ta gid ka katama. Hahaha!